mEn aRe Hard tO pLeasE

The problems with GUYS If u treat him NICELY, he says u r IN LOVE with him If u DON'T, he says u r PROUD If u dress NICELY, he says u r trying to LURE him If u DON'T, he says u r from KAMPUNG If u ARGUE with him, he says u r STUBBORN If u keep QUITE, he says u have no BRAINS If u r SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT If u DON'T LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u... If u LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE u (very true huh??) If u DON'T MAKE LOVE with him, he says u DON'T LOVE him If u DO!!! He says u r CHEAP If u tell him ur PROBLEM, he says u r TROUBLESOME If u DON'T, he says u DON'T TRUST him If u SCOLD him, he says u r like NANNY to him If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES 4 u If u BREAK UR PROMISE, u CANNOT be trusted If he BREAKS, he is FORCE to do so If u SMOKE, u r BAD GIRL If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN If u do WELL in ur exam, he says it's LUCK If he does WELL, it's BRAIN If u HURT him, u r CRUEL If he HURTS u, u r too SENSITIVE!!!!!! And so hard to please!!!! If u show dis to guys, they will swears that it'i not true... But if u don't, they'll say u r selfish... huhhuuu......